(Source: dewberryrunning, via saintspock)
How the cuss did you qualify for this?
Mr. Fox: A Titanium Card? How in the cuss do you qualify for this? I pay my bills on time. I’ve always had good credit.
“How’d you get a Titanium card?” “I pay my bills on time.”
“I’ve always had good credit.”
What the cuss, how did you get this?!